Lewisham Central Assembly, 5 February 2013

  1. We’re at the Leemore Centre in Lewisham town centre for the #LewishamCentral Assembly, which I’ll be tweeting updates from on that hashtag…
  2. “After talking about Lewisham Gateway for years,” says Cllr @JeffreyStella, “it looks like it’s finally going to happen!” #LewishamCentral
  3. Lewisham Gateway’s big highway network changes were to be funded by LDA, but Boris axing that meant yrs of delay to funding #LewishamCentral
  4. The bus station (just for vehicle breaks, not passenger use) will move alongside Lewisham station Platform 1 this June/July #LewishamCentral
  5. Presentation is by the developers by the way – part of an inspiringly described “corporate vehicle”, gateway development co #LewishamCentral
  6. Vastly altered road network should be finished in a couple of years, at which point the roundabout can be decommissioned! #LewishamCentral
  7. “Our highways engineer is not here yet – must’ve been caught in traffic!” #LewishamCentral
  8. Some tweaks’ve been made since outline planning application was approved in ’09, allowing ppl to “interface with” the river #LewishamCentral
  9. @bitoclass will there be provision kept for DLR extension in future?
  10. Someone asks about plans for redeveloping Tesco. Council officer confirms mooted plans now aren’t being done any time soon #LewishamCentral
  11. There’s a large circulating area at the front of the DLR station, to accommodate big pedestrian flows. (But not DLR ext’n?) #LewishamCentral
  12. All in favour of Lewisham Gateway scheme until I heard they want to call new shopping street Lewisham Galleria! *snigger* #lewishamcentral
  13. Apparently what Lewisham needs more of is “an international coffee chain – it’s way behind”?! Everyone plugs Maggie’s :D #LewishamCentral
  14. @bitoclass because the more it looks like any other high street, the more likely you are to attract people from identical high streets? Grr.
  15. There’s outline planning permission for a cinema, but existing shopping centre may do one instead; should get one somewhere #LewishamCentral
  16. Eventually got an answer of sorts about DLR extension potential. I’d say this makes it *slightly* easier, but not simple #LewishamCentral
  17. http://twitpic.com/c16yyu Gateway plan close-up – DLR looks *slightly* more extensible, with work to Molesworth Street…? #LewishamCentral
  18. Only up to 20% affordable housing coming later in scheme; blaming huge upfront infrastructure costs moving roads. #lewishamcentral
  19. Council officer says Gateway’s guaranteed to have retail etc on ground floor – “it’s about extending improving town centre” #LewishamCentral
  20. Really different (pro) attitude to development and new housing at the #lewisham local assembly
  21. That section’s run over a bit so we’re moving on to the next presentation now – this is from Glass Mill, new leisure centre #LewishamCentral
  22. I reckon Glass Mill’s exterior and Deptford Lounge’s contents would be my favourite local building :) #LewishamCentral
  23. Facilities will include regional std pool, teaching pool, studios, spa, 100 bits of fitness equipment etc etc! #LewishamCentral
  24. Glass Mill leisure centre nearly finished. It’s even got a climbing wall… #lewishamcentral
  25. The beautiful façade is made of nearly 2k squares of coloured glass & is an artwork that interacts with nearby sounds! #LewishamCentral
  26. @blogmywiki Might’ve been more to do with lighting/darkening or similar – sounded cool!
  27. This presenter’s more in tune with Lewisham than Gateway developers. Ambient sound example: “When a police car goes past…” #LewishamCentral
  28. Pool has a special magical moving floor for disability access (instead of hoist) – sounded innovative and clever! #LewishamCentral
  29. ‘Grand entrance’ certainly lives up to its billing in artist’s impression – “looks like a concert hall!” comments someone #LewishamCentral
  30. When Glass Mill opens – by Easter – Ladywell leisure centre will shut. Annoying for locals to that, but this looks amazing #LewishamCentral
  31. Glass Mill opening hours: 06.30-22.00 Mon-Fri; 07.00-18.00 Sat-Sun #LewishamCentral
  32. Talking us through all the activities on offer. They all seem to involve exercise. Café sounds good though ;) #LewishamCentral
  33. Members of Ladywell leisure centre (who number about 600) will transfer to Glass Mill automatically. Same price. #LewishamCentral
  34. Speaking of the café, more details: will be run by local firm Rhubarb & Custard, chosen for their menu quality apparently #LewishamCentral
  35. First Q about this amazing new exercise facility: how many parking spaces? Hm. #LewishamCentral (51, btw…)
  36. Someone’s worried that the facility is so amazing that it will be “swamped by outsiders” travelling from miles around! #LewishamCentral
  37. Well, that looked brilliant – might actually do some exercise when that opens! #LewishamCentral
  38. Ha, @wiilassie & I comparing presentations’ grasp of audience. “Interface” with river? Seen a few Tesco trollies doing that #LewishamCentral
  39. Fellow attendee from our flats brought this, 2009 plan for bus stops once Gateway’s finished: http://twitpic.com/c16ps5 #LewishamCentral
  40. Pages and pages of phased changes in that document too – you may struggle to find your bus over the next couple of years! #LewishamCentral
  41. Updates on the Green Deal and community safety now – resting my fingers unless anything exciting comes up ;) #LewishamCentral
  42. Now a presentation about a parking consultation carried out recently. Glad to hear pedestrians cyclists were stuck up for #LewishamCentral
  43. Cllr @mjrharris now has the pleasure – “no, this is definitely not a pleasure” – of giving us an overview of council budget #LewishamCentral
  44. Council expected maybe £60m of cuts; actual government cuts now about £100m. Intakes of breath from audience #LewishamCentral
  45. #LewishamCentral @mjrharris says it’s getting to the point now where gov’t could cut so much, council can only provide statutory services :(
  46. #LewishamCentral @mjrharris explains recent big parking permit cost rises – “we’d've had to cut rd maintenance budget, costing drivers more”
  47. Open session at the end of #LewishamCentral Assembly starts with “the hospital: is the battle lost?” “No!” say councillors. #SaveLewishamAE
  48. #LewishamCentral @JeffreyStella says the #SaveLewishamAE campaign is meeting tonight about next steps. “I’d've been there if I wasn’t here!”
  49. #LewishamCentral @mjrharris speaking well on #SaveLewishamAE. Furious, and summarising locals’ fury well. This is very far from over.
  50. Next, Courthill Rd pedestrian crossing plans. Dangerous junction for pedestrians. TfL’s plan messy, but better than nothing #LewishamCentral
  51. Someone begs for a zebra crossing or something in the meantime. TfL would never sanction that :( #LewishamCentral
  52. (Warning signs for drivers sound a more feasible, if unorthodox and perhaps tricky to word, suggestion.) #LewishamCentral
  53. Fair bit of consternation about TfL’s convoluted plan; it’s unfortunately driven by Mayor’s “smoothing traffic flow” agenda #LewishamCentral
  54. The next Lewisham Central Assembly will apparently be during the day on Saturday 10 June 2013.

Lewisham Central Assembly, 11 October 2012

Tonight saw the latest Lewisham Central ward assembly meeting, including the latest chance for locals to vote on which community proposals should receive money from the assembly’s allocated fund from the council.

  1. bitoclass
    We’re at the #LewishamCentral Assembly meeting. Ten local projects competing for funding from Assembly today – everyone who comes can vote.
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 11:17:41
  2. bitoclass
    One project, Ladywell Fields café, has already secured funding elsewhere so isn’t going to ask #LewishamCentral Assembly for money after all
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 11:20:32
  3. bitoclass
    First to present, Hither Green Community Association, who want money for a volunteer project to improve HG’s public spaces. #LewishamCentral
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 11:22:47
  4. bitoclass
    Hither Green Community Hall & Arts Society seek a contribution toward running their film/arts events (in lieu of a cinema). #LewishamCentral
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 11:24:58
  5. bitoclass
    Lewisham Youth Theatre, free for locals aged 8-21, would like a contribution to their upcoming projects at Broadway Theatre #LewishamCentral
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 11:28:16
  6. bitoclass
    Lewisham Library is seeking money towards children’s library services, including storytelling and furniture. #LewishamCentral
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 11:30:09
  7. bitoclass
    Friends of Hither Green Triangle voluntarily look after the designated nature reserve between platforms 4 & 5 at HG station #LewishamCentral
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 11:32:07
  8. mrdrummerman
    @bitoclass very cool, does it get much wildlife?
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 11:38:39
  9. bitoclass
    @mrdrummerman Apparently so. Woman said it was a surprisingly large reserve and even has a pond in there!
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 11:47:49
  10. mrdrummerman
    @bitoclass splendid, I’ll have to pop along with my camera some time.
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 11:51:12
  11. bitoclass
    St Swithun’s Church wants funding to improve its large & small halls to increase suitability for community arts events. #LewishamCentral
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 11:34:14
  12. bitoclass
    Rose Activity Zone seeks money for activities for the 4-12-yr-olds the after-school club caters for. They sing for their £! #LewishamCentral
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 11:38:28
  13. bitoclass
    Lewisham Talking Newspaper provides audio recordings of local news, events listings etc for visually impaired people. #LewishamCentral
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 11:41:14
  14. bitoclass
    Finally, the Grenada Benevolent Society UK wants to increase Saturday activity provision for children teenagers in the area #LewishamCentral
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 11:43:38
  15. bitoclass
    #LewishamCentral Assembly has £10k to distribute to the projects that get the most votes tonight, with a further £3750 at Cllrs’ discretion.
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 11:46:41
  16. bitoclass
    Woman next to me borrows a pen for voting. “We didn’t realise we’d need one. That’d be a good thing to tweet: bring a pen!” #LewishamCentral
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 11:55:56
  17. bitoclass
    Everyone’s wandering around the room interrogating those bidding for #LewishamCentral funding – they all have stalls set up about their work
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 11:56:51
  18. mjrharris
    @bitoclass missed train. There soon. Reading your tweets to keep me in loop
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 12:03:22
  19. bitoclass
    @mjrharris Public service tweeting :)
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 12:09:05
  20. bitoclass
    The funding ballot’s about to close – result later! Other topics will be covered in the interim… #LewishamCentral
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 12:11:44
  21. bitoclass
    James Jennings from Ladywell Tower Development Trust is talking to #LewishamCentral Assembly about bringing the Playtower bldg back into use
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 12:15:53
  22. bitoclass
    Playtower’s had some work done to make it watertight etc; next stage is to get it ready for community use for events etc. #LewishamCentral
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 12:17:56
  23. bitoclass
    The Playtower is near the St Mary’s Centre, on Ladywell Road – not many people realise that it’s in #LewishamCentral ward, not Ladywell!
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 12:20:10
  24. respros
    @bitoclass This is one of the problems of using wards for community governance. But the alternative of defining communities is too painful.
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 12:22:15
  25. bitoclass
    Apparently the Playtower was once home to a swimming pool, making the one opening next year on Loampit Vale #LewishamCentral ward’s third!
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 12:22:57
  26. bitoclass
    Next, Kennedy Obaze, community safety officer from Lewisham Council, gives an update on community safety in #LewishamCentral.
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 12:24:34
  27. bitoclass
    Obazee (from whose name I previously omitted an e) wants to spread the word abt what community safety services are offered. #LewishamCentral
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 12:28:41
  28. bitoclass
    Quite a lot of focus on youth, from the sound of it – everything from antisocial behaviour to internet safety education. #LewishamCentral
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 12:30:41
  29. bitoclass
    Cycling skating safety event on 19 Oct at Lewisham shopping centre, open to all, addressing local concerns re dangerous use #LewishamCentral
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 12:32:50
  30. bitoclass
    There’s also a Skate Safe leaflet to educate local young people about where how it’s safe to skate – available from council #LewishamCentral
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 12:34:32
  31. bitoclass
    Cllr Stella Jeffrey’s giving an update on Community First, a scheme to help some areas with large increases in job seekers. #LewishamCentral
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 12:36:19
  32. bitoclass
    Groups based in #LewishamCentral ward (1 of 3 Lewisham wards) can apply for Community First funding for projects but must match £ themselves
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 12:38:42
  33. bitoclass
    Time for some community announcements. River Ravensbourne clean-up on 11 Nov at 10am; Christmas lights turn-on, 23 Nov 5pm. #LewishamCentral
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 12:40:43
  34. bitoclass
    New swimming pool’s making good progress – apparently the multicoloured glass has been going up – must have a look at that! #LewishamCentral
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 12:42:04
  35. bitoclass
    A new #LewishamCentral Assembly newsletter’s in the works – contributions welcome until Christmas; will go out early in 2013.
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 12:44:10
  36. bitoclass
    #LewishamCentral @mjrharris is talking about the proposed £28m council cuts – http://goo.gl/C7wDK – he’s very keen to hear locals’ opinions
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 12:46:32
  37. bitoclass
    Attendee promotes his free Black History Month event, with choirs, music, artists, athletes… 8 Nov 5-9pm in Civic Suite #LewishamCentral
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 12:49:07
  38. bitoclass
    One last event – the unveiling of the heritage boards funded by #LewishamCentral Assembly last year (http://bit.ly/PqpxQP) – noon on 30 Nov.
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 12:55:46
  39. bitoclass
    Woman sitting next to us raises concern about big unlit @UKTesco car park by our flats – turns out she lives in our block! #LewishamCentral
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 12:57:17
  40. bitoclass
    Someone wants better shops in Lewisham town centre – like, er, Wilkinson’s, apparently #LewishamCentral
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 12:58:22
  41. bitoclass
    Lewisham Market attracts a different type of shopper from Canary Wharf, says Cllr Jeffrey. Yes, thank goodness ;) #LewishamCentral
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 13:01:37
  42. bitoclass
    Rant about praying outside mosque blocking pavement. “OUR community wouldn’t do that!” Jeffrey: “They’re in our community!” #LewishamCentral
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 13:08:26
  43. bitoclass
    #LewishamCentral vote result: 1st Talking Newspaper; 2nd H Green cinema; 3rd HG comm assoc; 4th Library; 5th St Swithun’s; 6 RAZ. All get £!
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 13:17:12
  44. bitoclass
    The top five in the ballot I think got all the money they bid for, with the sixth getting about half (all that was left). #LewishamCentral
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 13:40:09
  45. bitoclass
    We’re home now, having walked here with the woman we met who lives here too! Good community spirit fostered at #LewishamCentral Assembly :)
    Thu, Oct 11 2012 13:41:09
  46. Great meeting. Next one’s in February – do come along if you live or work in Lewisham Central ward! (Check yours by entering your post code here and looking at the Councillors column in the results.)

Lewisham Central Assembly, 6 Sep 2011

I’m experimenting with Storify as a simple way of preserving my live Twitter reporting of local events I’ve been to, on my blog.

Unlike Twitter (but like a blog post or other normal bit of writing), you can read the below in standard top-to-bottom order to follow last night as it unfolded.

Last night saw the latest Lewisham Central ward assembly meeting, including the latest chance for locals to vote on which community proposals should receive money from the assembly’s allocated fund from the Mayor of Lewisham.

First talk at #lewishamcentral assembly is about sport in the area – all facilities just outside this specific ward, but nearby nonetheless.
bitoclass
September 6, 2011
Council are continuing free swimming for young people, and new leisure contract requires London Living Wage for all staff #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011
Loampit Vale leisure centre opens in 2013 (as, of course, does the currently shut Bus Stop F ;) ) #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011
Wavelengths’ library facilities will move into Deptford Lounge; a fitness suite or something (I’m no expert) will replace. #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011
Onto 2012 talk now – lots of sporty spin-off stuff happening in the borough #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011
Torch relay route through borough being drafted atm. Good news! It *will* pass Lewisham Bus Station! ;) #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011
Money’s coming from Olympics for “look and feel” – making the place look nice for the cameras, esp along relay route! #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011
“Legacy” being defined (better than in Twenty Twelve ;) ) – more sport participation, volunteering, local sport awareness… #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011
Community Safety update now from the local sergeant, first reading a statement from @ALewishamCop about the local riots #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011
Police confirm no EDL-related groups have entered Lewisham borough at any point. Some mistook anti-cuts protestors for EDL. #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011
Police: an EDLy group did march to Lewisham borough but “were stopped at the border & escorted back into Greenwich borough” #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011
I do love the image of a border patrol to keep the undesirables of Greenwich borough out of paradisical Lewisham :)
The statement from @ALewishamCop touched on the misinformation spreading around social networks too, esp EDL march rumours. #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011
Police ‘normality’ will resume from approximately next week, apparently. Maybe don’t make too big a thing of that, eh? :) #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011
Apparently 20-odd ppl came at 9am post-riot to help clean up but had nothing to do: cllr pays tribute to the cleaning staff #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011
Up next, groups seeking assembly funding will present their proposals, and then we’ll vote on who gets money. 8 proposals! #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011
First, Mercator Estate October half-term programme; assembly gave money for a summer version last mtg, which was successful #lewishamcentral
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Next, Leadership, Citizenship & Community Cohesion Youth Project. Gives teenagers confidence & leadership qualifications. #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011
Third, Spot The Fun, a sports programme in local parks – Ladywell Fields, if they get the funding in this case. #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011
Fourth proposal is to bring to #lewishamcentral a Mobile DJ & MC Van, teaching presenting, lyrics and arts skills, with qualifications!
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Fifth, a Youth Village spanning #lewishamcentral, Ladywell & Rushey Grn, whose presenter’s brought lots of Youth with him, many on skates :)
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Sixth, a proposal for a weekly day-club for older people at St Swithun’s church hall, to reduce isolation/build community. #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011
On a locationally related note, the seventh proposal is for acoustic improvements to St Swithun’s church hall to boost use. #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011
Final proposal is to put Heritage Interpretation Boards in St Mary’s churchyard. Church is oldest bldg in Lewisham borough! #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011
If you wonder what a Heritage Interpretation Board is, presenter shows a pic of one elsewhere: http://t.co/dYRCcUG #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011
Voting now! We’re ranking the eight proposals in order but the count is not like AV, which the borough narrowly rejected ;) #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011
In fact, count method is a source of controversy, with the end result that all proposals must be ranked for a valid ballot! #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011
(To expand on that outside the confines of 140 characters, having handed out papers that said to rank the proposals from 1 to 8 with 1 as best and 8 as worst, which many people had already been filling in by this point, an attempt was made to reverse the order, to make the count easier. Basically the count consisted of adding up the score and the lower the score the better, but this would only work if all ballots ranked all proposals (since blank amounts to ’0′, which is better than ’1′ in that counting method!). They instead wanted people to rank with 8 as best but it was too late and so they had instead to insist on fully ranked lists. Voting systems, eh! Don’t you just love them?)
Not sure about crowd of Youth Village youths who turned up to see presentations and vote, then left. Feels like cheating :) #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011
Some new people have just been elected to the #lewishamcentral Assembly coordination group – all who volunteered, en masse :)
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September 6, 2011
Aha, the @LewishamLitFest update now, reminding those present to come to the events we voted to fund at the last #lewishamcentral assembly!
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September 6, 2011
If anyone in #lewishamcentral has any public transport gripe, however minor, let Cllr Stella Jeffrey know: transport liaison ctte imminent!
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September 6, 2011
AOB while we await vote results. Resident expresses concerns about planned expansion of the Tesco next to our flats. #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011
Cllr Jeffrey asks if the man’s fed his views into the Tesco consultation process. “No,” he admits. #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011
Someone else claims that the best place to shop for groceries is Lewisham Market – much better value than Tesco, he says! #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011
#lewishamcentral vote results: No funding for DJ/MC van, Spot The Fun or Mercator Estate. Part-funding for leadership/citizenship project.>>
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<< #lewishamcentral vote winners: 1 elderly day club; 2 Youth Village; 3 St Swithun’s Hall acoustic improvement; 4 St Mary’s heritage boards
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The results were that the four numbered above won the most votes, in the order listed, so all received all the funding requested, then there was still a small amount of money left in the pot, so that went to the project that came fifth, which was the leadership/citizenship project.

That was the end of the money so the sixth-, seventh- and eighth-ranked proposals received nothing (and the order in which they came was not announced).

Surprised by some of those results, I must admit, and obviously sad for those who missed out. Meeting over; next on 29 Nov. #lewishamcentral
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September 6, 2011

And that’s it! I hope this format of coverage works for you, dear readers. You’ll have noticed traditional blogging doesn’t always work for me, but I do like a good live-tweet so expect similar future Storified tweet compilations when I go to local events. Such as, of course, the imminent Lewisham Literary Festival – see you there!

Lewisham Literary Festival is coming!

Hello! Apologies this blog has been dormant for so long – I’ve been suffering a shamefully lengthy attack of bloggers’ block.

Anyway, I’m dusting the blog off now because of the exciting news that Lewisham Literary Festival is coming to the area next month and the full programme was published yesterday.

It’s a great line-up with events for all ages and literary inclinations. Personally I’m especially looking forward to the talk about Docklands and the Tall Tales closing event, but I intend to go to as many events as possible, hopefully at least one each day.

I’m also being let loose on the @LewishamLitFest Twitter account to live-tweet some of the events, so those who can’t make it will be able to follow along on there.

This is a brand-new festival which has the potential to highlight Lewisham’s perhaps sometimes overlooked artistic side, so please do come along and show your support so that the festival can make a name for itself and hopefully become a regular local fixture!

Lewisham cuts latest

Having received kind welcomes to the south-east London blogging world since my few posts a week or two ago, I’m rather busy at the moment and thus short of time to post anything new myself unfortunately.

Adam Bienkov, at Snipe‘s the Scoop, has just published this on the cuts passed today by Lewisham council, though, so I thought I’d flag it up.

The Scoop is shaping up to be a really good source of serious London journalism, with editors who mostly hail from SE13URE‘s corner of the city.

Review: Happy Mondays at the Amersham Arms, 7 Feb 2011

At the risk of this blog becoming more of a New Cross blog than a Lewisham one, I thought I’d have a go at a review of where we and some friends went last night. I’ve never written one before so if there are any meta-reviewers out there, go easy on me, yeah? ;)

“I moved to London for my career,” said bottom-of-the-bill comedian Elis James as he kicked off his routine last night, “which, as you can see, is going… very well! Are you ready to party like it’s MONDAY?!”

In fact last night’s turnout at the Amersham Arms’ semi-regular Happy Mondays comedy night was the largest yet, and the crowd were, by and large, ready to party, or at least laugh in most of the right places.

I’m no comedy club regular, so forgive me if I’ve overlooked leaps and bounds of feminist progress across the circuit, but I found it really refreshing to have a female compere, Holly Walsh, instead of the more common testosterone-fuelled crowd-baiter. Which is not to say Walsh didn’t hold her own in the audience interaction stakes, getting to know most of the front row during the course of the evening to the extent that we came away aware of the unfortunate circumstances in which two friends’ year-long romantic involvement had ended. “Oh, er, this is awkward, how did I end up finding this out?” Walsh mused on learning of the woman’s affair. “I’m not qualified to deal with this. Not like Trisha is.”

(She also picked on me – my own fault for sitting in the front row and wearing a tie, I suppose. After a bit of banter – she seemed surprised to have alighted upon a married couple with jobs amid the sea of Goldsmiths student regulars – she actually got me up on stage to ‘conduct’ the crowd’s cheering and applauding rehearsals. I was delighted to be told that I have “the authority of a music teacher”!)

Elis James’s act was very much a ‘work in progress’, and he heralded it as such. Disjointed and self-critical, he was at his best when reeling off well observed tales packed with humorous details, but let down between these by pauses for introspection, interrupting his flow like ad-breaks in a feature film. With a bit more confidence around them, wonderful observations like “Noel Edmonds looks like a lion – but a lion which has gone to a fancy-dress party as a man” should make for an even more enjoyable show.

In the middle of the bill, but for many of those present the main draw, was Isy Suttie, better known for playing Dobby in Peep Show. Seemingly as much like Dobby as David Mitchell is Mark, Suttie came across as warm, enthusiastic, and perhaps a little insane. Much of her comedy was of a musical variety, her acoustic guitar accompanying a broad repertoire of delights, finishing with a twisted, half-Slovakian (or Slovenian? Forgive my ignorance) love song, which is not something one necessarily expects to hear from a Matlock woman at a pub comedy night.

Interspersed with tales of growing up, her family and the somewhat hackneyed use of Google translation into and back out of foreign languages, this was an act which somehow felt like more than the sum of its parts – perhaps a result of some dark matter: her quirky zest for life, and a sense among the roomful of Goldsmiths students of excitement that ‘Dobby’ was in the room.

Isy Suttie performing at the Amersham Arms on 7 Feb 2011

Isy Suttie performing at the Amersham Arms on 7 Feb 2011. ©

The final act of the night, Ivan Brackenbury, has been doing much the same routine for something like twenty years now: I can recall his weekly ‘hospital radio simulcast’ on Radio 1 in its mid-90s golden age with a 9pm comedy hour. Technically polished, Brackenbury (played by Tom Binns) is a nerdy hospital radio DJ persona, and controls from a laptop and mixing desk an onslaught of comedy illness-themed song-clips, purportedly dedicated to patients. Like a musical, often crude version of Tim Vine, the cringeworthy jokes come thick and fast: for the man who’s lodged a He-Man action figure in his rear end, here’s Something Inside So Strong; and for the chap getting his lugholes pinned, Holding Back The (Y)ears.

As with Vine, there’s more laughing than cringeing to be had, especially if you love a good pun. But hospital-themed humour may not be to everyone’s taste, of course, and Brackenbury certainly covers a broad spectrum of physical and mental ailments in an effort to ensure all are offended equally. The darkest moment came when stretching the hospital theme as far afield as maternity in Saudi Arabia, in order to make light of the harsh fate that may be suffered by unmarried mothers there; most of the intended humour was at the DJ’s increasing horror as he realised he’d plunged into such an appalling faux pas, but there was certainly a minority in the room not laughing at this point.

Overall, though, Brackenbury’s unique act hit the spot the vast majority of the time. Like designer worn-out jeans it was slickly produced to look shabby, and his accomplished performance rounded the evening off with lots of laughs, and enough music to keep the Amersham Arms crowd partying like it was Monday ’til, ooh, 10.30pm.

Happy Mondays is a great idea, taking the edge off the dullest day of the week for £6 (£4 NUS; seat guaranteed for anyone booking in advance), and with Walsh as its regular compere is always guaranteed to be entertaining between the acts, at worst. The next Happy Mondays is on 21 February and I think includes Dave Gorman, although they’re not meant to say so publicly for some reason, so Walsh just gave clues to his identity. (I assume having solved the clues I’m at liberty to post this information on the web. It’s OK, no-one will have read this far anyway.)

New Cross library occupation: the final hours

This post follows part one from last night.

New Cross Library Occupation by Odd_dog, on Flickr

I didn’t get much sleep last night, but that was because I was up late blogging and tweeting about the New Cross library occupation, and awake early (for a Sunday) to return for more coverage this morning. I did at least still sleep in an actual bed. The occupiers, seen above in a photo by Odd_dog on Flickr, made do with the floor beneath the computer desks in New Cross library, shielding their eyes somewhat from the lights, which remained on all night.

I caught up on the overnight media coverage, and tuned into BBC London 94.9 to hear a short item on the 9am news bulletin including phoned-in comments from James Holland – previously known as “the man standing up” in last night’s second photo.

We arrived back at the library at about 10am, to find it had acquired both a media and a police presence. One or two photographers, at least two interviewers and a TV camera were now in the building. A number of the protesters were being interviewed on camera by a man sporting a BBC pass.

A BBC TV interview with one of the occupiers being recorded

As 10.30am approached, with 90 minutes remaining of the intended occupation period, thoughts turned to ensuring the library was left in at least as clean and tidy a state as it had been found in. My librarian wife put her skills to good use by beginning to round up and reshelve as accurately as possible the books the occupiers had been entertaining themselves with throughout the night!

Things took a strange turn at 10.45, when a policeman approached the protesters to convey a new position on behalf of the council. (He seemed somewhat aggrieved throughout that he was being asked to implement this arrangement, incidentally.)

I paraphrase as best I can from memory:

The library is closed on Sundays. This building is closed. You’re all in here and you’re not causing trouble; we won’t be attempting any kind of forced eviction. However, the council has asked that we do not allow anyone into the building, because it is closed. If you leave the building, you will not be allowed to return into it.

Occupiers clarified that he did indeed mean this on an individual basis rather than just a collective one: it wasn’t merely that once all occupiers had vacated the premises, there would be no prospect of starting another occupation; rather, if any individual went outside for any reason, the police now stationed at the entrance would not allow them back in.

The scene at the New Cross library doorway at 11.25 on 6 Feb

This news was met with some surprise and confusion by the protesters. From the outset the occupation had consistently been spoken about as lasting until midday on Sunday (including on BBC London 94.9, and at the original discussion at the read-in in front of the head of libraries), so the occupiers asked – but were never told – why the situation had suddenly changed when they were in any case barely an hour away from calling their occupation to an end. It subsequently transpired that the policeman had never actually been informed that everyone was intending to leave at midday.

Relations deteriorated further at 11am, when the security guard was suddenly instructed to lock the door to the toilet. This news was met with howls of outrage as the protesters cried that they needed the washing facilities in there in order to ensure they could clean up properly after their coffee and breakfast and not leave the library in a mess.

“Don’t worry about it, just leave the mess,” said the security man, but the occupiers were horrified by this, partly as library-lovers not wanting to soil the place, and partly out of fear of subsequent misportrayal: occupiers mess up library they claim to love, that kind of thing.

The protesters’ indignation quickly turned to amusement, however, as the security guard reached the last of the available keys on his keyring and realised he didn’t actually have one which could lock the toilet. As he returned to the front desk, a protester formed a human doorstop against the toilet’s open door and the clean-up continued.

Occupiers begin making their way towards the exit as midday approaches, 6 Feb

As midday approached, the occupiers gathered their belongings and began assembling near the exit of the library. Someone thought the kettle they had brought had gone missing, and began shouting “Kettle? Kettle?”, prompting a response about being careful not to give the police any ideas – and the revelation that someone had already packed it.

No trace of the occupiers' breakfast, games, reading material etc. remained by the time they left the library: this photo was taken at 11.59 on 6 Feb

And so, just after midday, nineteen hours after the occupation began, the gathered protesters…

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…filed out of the library, past the now-cheerful security guard…

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…and onto the street, chanting anti-cuts slogans while footage of their exit was filmed which was to form the backbone of ITV London Tonight’s top news story this evening.

Non-TV footage was also filmed by a few people and can be seen on YouTube, for instance here by ‘kernel’:

The protesters stayed outside the library for a few minutes, as it was secured and the last shutter brought most of the way down while security staff finished checking the building.

The shutter is lowered in front of occupiers' OPEN NOW sign as the New Cross library occupation ends, 12.05, 6 Feb

Then they took their banners down…

Protesters remove their occupation banner from New Cross library, 12.05, 6 Feb

…and they went their separate ways, leaving the library closed until Tuesday, but with thousands more regular openings to come – they hope.

New Cross library just after the protesters had all departed, 12.10, 6 Feb

Latest list of coverage elsewhere (last updated 23.20, 9 Feb)

Photos and text © me, again. Please comment if you wish to use them anywhere else and we can discuss this! Links to these posts are always very welcome of course.

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